Earthling FAQ

Duct Tape

Malfunction of any human item can be repaired with a substance called duct tape.

Duct tape is a beloved human invention and is not to be disparaged.

Replying to common queries

• How are you? Reply Good, you?
• How’s work? Reply: You know how it is, so busy
• Can you believe this weather? Reply: That’s Canada, different season every day

Levitation

Humans do not levitate Levitation will arose suspicion. Remain in contact with the ground at all times.

Alcohol

Humans become much more communicative with the application of alcohol. An excellent tool for gaining information.

Too much alcohol can render a human incomprehensible or unconscious. Do not force the alcohol if the human refuses it.

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